the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
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You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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