Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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