As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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