her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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