There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
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Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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