But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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