I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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