when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
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The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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