Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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