Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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