You're so nebulous sometimes
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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