You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
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The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
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The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
All I want is dick and wine.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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