You're so nebulous sometimes
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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