Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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