How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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