doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
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The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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