Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Sorry about my life...
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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