can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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