Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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