guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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