Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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