try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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