The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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