ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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