Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
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dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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