we need to drink 2009 down the drain
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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