just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
When are your genitals available?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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