i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
