it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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