He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
So apparently I’m into choking now
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