Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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