so explain again why im purple
no
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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