omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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