so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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