help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
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I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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