some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
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Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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