yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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