Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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