Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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