we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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