party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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