i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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