Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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