thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
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