Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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