If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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