PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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