no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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