I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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