I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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