I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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