Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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