IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I need to calm my uterus...
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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