I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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