Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
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Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
It's never too late to be topless.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text