Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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