batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
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i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
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It's never too late to be topless.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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