Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Your mouth is God's brothel.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.

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(917): View more from New York City

shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom

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(620): View more from Kansas

It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"

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(239): View more from Florida

they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.

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(740): View more from Ohio

I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.

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(518): View more from New York

he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.

(732): View more from New Jersey

do you still have it? i kinda want to see.

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(480): View more from Arizona

Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.

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