Your mouth is God's brothel.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.