Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
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Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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