Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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